Prima questione: cosa significa tollerare. Tollerare ed essere tolleranti significa avere un atteggiamento disponibile e aperto (e tanta tanta pazienza) quando ci si confronta con le varie avversità del caso.

Prefazione prolissa di Beverendo Gnocchetto Shardana Cosa sono gli Otto Condimenti? Sono il dono del Prodigioso Spaghetto Volante a noi pirati, Suo popolo eletto. Il Libro del Prodigioso Spaghetto Volante

I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious, holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain.

I’d really rather you didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don’t require sacrifices and purity is

I’d really rather you didn’t judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get

I’d really rather you didn’t indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age and mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think

I’d really rather you didn’t challenge the bigoted, misogynist, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b******   (The gospel of the Flying Spaghetti

I’d really rather you didn’t build multimillion-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick): a. Ending poverty b. Curing diseases
 c. Living in peace,

  I’d really rather you didn’t go around telling people I talk to you. You’re not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man,

  I’d really rather you didn’t do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/Las Vegas.